What’s Good Pussy?

Like all the subjects I’ve researched, there is an incident that inspired me to delve into this topic. Let’s tell a story shall we? Recently, I was talking to a friend  who I had sex the night before. (November 2012) After having sex, We out to eat and while eating we stumbled upon the subject of sex. In this conversation the my girlfriend  asked me  to “rate her sex” or “tell her if the pussy was good”. I gave her a liberal 6 [in actuality it was a 4 at best]. I thought it was doing good until she exclaimed ” a 6 out of what?”. Be being the honest guy that he is told her that it was out of 10, which to me wasn’t bad. She did not take that rating well at all and proceeded to get angry. Now, I could care less about her getting mad because my rating is just that, my-rating. It is subjective and should not have caused her to be angry. I’ve been told that I had a terrible dick before and it didn’t mean a hill of beans to me because I also heard the opposite. I think that her anger was rooted in a fundamental misunderstanding that all woman have about their “pussy” in relation to what men feel. I truly believe that if she, and other women that I have spoken news to, really understood what men deem “Good Pussy” then she would have been happy about her 6. I intend to finally set the record straight and define “Good Pussy” for all the ladies that would like to know if theirs is or not. When I began collecting my abstract thoughts for this research, I only intended to give visual aids, and explain the mind set of guys in relation to pussy; but oh so much more came out of this. I couldn’t be happier. Let’s begin:

Pussy…

“Pussy”, as defined by/in general “man talk”, is the all-encompassing act of having sexual intercourse with a female with a concentration on the interaction between the penis and the vagina. To understand pussy from a man’s perspective is to understand power, and power is unlikely to be completely understood by those who posses it. You are probably thinking that the contrary is true but it is not. What I have stated about power actually goes hand-in-hand with the old cliche’ “You never know what you have until it’s gone”. If women truly understood what they had between their legs then the world would be a very different place. Here is an example. I have said all of this to say that anytime men are in a situation where there is “pussy” involved they are happy [provided the man isn’t gay].

1-3 is Bad Pussy 4-6 is okay Pussy 7-10 is good pussy.

As you can see in the above ratings  there is a wide range of “acceptable tolerances”. As I previously mentioned men are happy having any sex generally. Because of that general happiness, there are very specific things that make pussy bad. That being said most woman can hang their hats on the fact that their pussy is at least okay; and “okay” is good generally speaking [the opposite is true for men but we will get into that a little later]. I know that the concept of “‘okay is good” is not what we are here to define but it is a needed to help understand what makes pussy good? Good pussy is rare and actually depends on a number of variables more so than anything constant and measurable. One man’s “good pussy” can be another man’s “okay”. “Good pussy” is so susceptible to variables that partners can be constant and the pussy in question can be rated differently.  Some examples of variables that can turn pussy into “good pussy” include but are not limited too:

  • The last time a guy has had sex.If it’s been a while for him then he will be extra excited about getting some, making it easier to be good.
  • No man like’s a “dead fish”, but even a “dead fish” is okay. If/when a woman takes an active roll in the sex act it boost the pleasure for the guy.
  • Wet pussy is good pussy. This is true because moisture reduces friction, allowing a man to penetrate deeper and experience more of the “fun box”. Also, the reduction of friction allows a man to “feel” a little less and postpone his climax.
  • Width/Tightness.This variable has variables in itself and is a much debated topic among men. If a pussy is too tight an average sized man can barely get in, making it hard for him to enjoy himself without putting the female in pain [and incidentally can make a pussy bad]. If a pussy is too loose then he can barely feel anything [making it also bad pussy]. There is a “magic zone” of tightness but that also depends on the size of a man. One man’s tight fit can be another man’s loose.
  • No smell is generally the golden rule, even though it is almost impossible. We all know pussy has a certain aroma to it [also referred to as the “scent of woman”] but as long as that smell isn’t overwhelming and barely there it is good. A wet and tight pussy can still be bad if it smells. Contrary to popular belief too much “smell good” can be a bad thing also. This can happen when woman spray perfume directly onto their vagina’s or cake on talcum/baby powder. The best method to scent a vagina is to spray the fragrance right above the pelvis just below the stomach.
  • Fetishes/Personal Preferences.Generally speaking all pussy is okay, but when you add the exhibition of a fetish [even though the pussy may not be as moist or tight as a man would prefer in some cases], “pussy” can become “good pussy”. Also personal preferences have a play in a rating. For example, I am a “Natural hair, flat stomach, and ass guy”. Meaning, if my partner posses all three of these attributes or even just one of those attributes, that makes the whole experience better for me, which inversely makes the pussy better. Most men have their own set of personal preferences.
  • Lips. Floppy or an “elephant eared” labia majora get in the way of penetration and are aesthetically displeasing to some men. Symmetry is not as important since “good pussy” is more about the feel of a pussy than the visual construct.

Rules of Thumb for “Good Pussy”

Although “good pussy” is highly dependent upon variables, there are some things that ring true and are a standard for good pussy.

  • Woman that are in shape generally have good pussy [provided that it does not have an attribute that would automatically deem it bad]. This is true for many reasons. Medically and physically speaking woman that work out on a regular basis tend to take care of themselves better in all aspects of life meaning the pussy is probably going to smell good, it will probably be tighter, and she is going to be more active in bed. Woman that are in shape also have less in the way [stomach] of the pussy and have the ability to execute more positions thereby making the total experience better. If a man can barely get to your pussy you can probably go ahead and assume that you have lower end okay or bad pussy. Because of this rule a mathematical equation can help estimate where a pussy stands. I call this equation the “Physical Sex Rating” equation [PSR]. This equation only focuses on the physicality of pussy and does not account for variables. The numerical value that comes from this equation is purely a base level estimate and is subjective, not an objective fact.
  • A threesome is automatically good pussy. No need in explaining that.
  • New pussy is good pussy. If you and a guy do the exact same thing every time you have sex it can get old. But old pussy is still okay. You can change your pussy by doing something new like indulging in a fetish, watching a porn while doing it, changing the location of where you do it, making it tighter by doing kegel exercises or trying new positions. I am sure you have heard the guy expression “Ain’t nothing better than pussy, then new pussy”. This is because newness is exciting and is like opening a Christmas gift. You never know what you are going to get.

Rules of Thumb for “Bad Pussy”

As I previously mentioned there are a few specific things or variables that can render a pussy “bad”. These variables are subjective just like the ones that make “good pussy” and are the same variables but on the opposite end of the spectrum. Take the variable “Smell” for example. A pussy can be active, wet, and be within the “magic zone” of tightness but smell bad. If that happens it ruins the whole of the matter and the pussy is therefore classified as bad. The same can be said for the other variables.

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As I was outlining this post and testing my mathematical equation [at work] a female co worker of mine took interest and helped me run through some of the numbers. After a couple of tries we both had a good laugh about the equation actually working. But then she had an epiphany; “I wonder if the equation works for guys”. We immediately started cranking through the numbers and soon realized that the scale for woman was not the same as it was for men.

1-5 is bad dick 6-8 is okay dick 9&10 is good dick

It is a well known fact that woman factor many more variables into sex than men do. So having “okay” to “good dick” is much harder than having okay pussy. However the same rule of thumb for the physicality of sex is still valid. Because of this the equation previously provided can be applied to men but on a different scale of comparison. Just as before, the numerical value from this equation is purely a base number that does not factor in all of the variables that women include like emotions felt towards the man. Incidentally, the scale is also a general rule of thumb for “good dick” [from what I was told] in length [in inches] but does not account for the variable of girth. I can not go into detail about what makes “good dick” because I am not taking in any data on that [get my drift?].